Worst Tattoos Ever.
The following are a couple of pictures that I came across as I’m looking through the various sites that I normally look at. The choice of tatoos were so bad that it inspired me to write about them and make fun of them, because Im sure the people dont get made fun of enough as it is.
Poor Soul Number 1:
This guy woke up one morning and said “Hey, I have just thought of a tattoo that would be “wicked cool” to get. Im gonna get a wizard dressed in purple poking at my man boob with his magical staff.”
Poor Soul Number 2:
Growing up in the 80s was a real treat, and Im sure looking back on it, everyone else that experienced it would agree. When I was a kid in the 80s, I use to love to play with silly putty (who didnt). One of the things you could do with silly putty is to flatten it out, and push it really hard on the sunday paper cartoons section and the ink would transfer the picture to the silly putty. This activity imedietetly came to mind when I saw this debauchery of the Immortal Hulk Hogan. This guy looks like he did a back flop on the Hulkster as he was flexing. The flab that hangs from this specimen truely disgraces the 24 inch pythons that Mr. Hogan certainly worked so very hard to obtain.
Poor Soul Number 3:
Not much really needs to be said about this sad individuals tattoo. Now dont get me wrong I’m a big Star Wars fan, but this guy just takes it to another level. There are a few things that I find to be weird about this tattoo. First of all if your that large of a star wars fan, you would know that the logo is yellow in color, not blue. Second of all, he decided to get an assortment of some of the well known villians from the movies. Whats strange is that he gets a pansy storm trooper rather than Emperor Palpentine himself, the most powerful Sith of the Dark Side. What a loser, he couldn’t even get his own sad obsession correct.
Poor Soul Number 4:
I’m not sure whats worse here; her poor choice of tattos, or the baithing suit shes wearing that is so tight that it cuts her back fat into multiple sections. I’m honestly lost for words here at that fact that a racing trophy and one race car wasnt enough, she went to the extreme and got each variation of the same race car permanently inked on her back for all of the world to see and laugh at. The only thing missing from this picture are cans of budwieser and a couple of packs of Marlboro Reds.
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so you’re saying fat people shouldn’t get tattooed?
get over yourself…
No, I wasnt saying that fat people shouldnt get tattoos. I was saying that no one on earth should get such rediculous tattoos as these. The fact that all of these people were over weight was merely a coincident.
OMFG Scoogles hates fat people!!!!!
Welcome to WordPress!!! It’s a very cool blog engine.
Was that off topic?
No, I was actually thinking about getting a WordPress tattoo on my back..after I gain about 200 pounds.
do you still hate fatties?
I dont hate them, I’m just jealous.
those tattoos are crap, but your writing style is even worse. i guess we all have our cross to bear!
Madra,
Thank you for your concern on my writing style. I wasn’t exactly going for the John W. Cambell Best New Writer award. I checked out your blog as well. You see that key on the left and right hand side of your keyboard that says SHIFT? That makes letters capital when you press it. Typically you begin a sentence with a capital letter. You can also use it when you refer to yourself with the subjective personal pronoun “I”.
You should look into it.
Scott – your comments suck and you suck
lol, “you suck”? seriously? that’s a little sad, but hell, I’ve got some extra pounds myself *coughunderstatementcough, and I have the COMMON SENSE not to get a tat anywhere that I know I won’t have the willpower to maintain later in life. If you want to get one and want to make sure it lasts and doesn’t distort as much with age, GET ONE ON YOUR CALF, it’ll do battle with time rather well there. Or if you want, cankles work too, might lose em evetually, but chances are that if you’ve got em you’re prolly keeping em.
^^^^^^ you sound like your high on speed. just rambling on about nothing
Umm… so so gross! regardless of how much they weight. Dumb ass!! Get over YOURSELF!!
you guys are retards
RE:April 7,2007
Scott,
I just happened to come across this, and don’t really have an opinion, nor do I care, however your come back to Madra was pretty funny, and it did shut her up!!
Sorry if this upsets other people reading it, but what can I say? “I LOVE SARCASM!” Especially when it can used in a nice manner to get your point across…ie…the way Scott did!!
Well, if you’re honestly so offended this is clearly a personal matter. Buy a fucking Tredmill
AHAHAHAHAH WHAAAAATTT YOU FAT ASSES TALKING ABOUT
Fuck off everyone who think diffent of peoples tats. Just get what you fucken want and don’t listen to anyones bullshit!!!!
Fyi I got my first tat today. Darth Vader on my upper right arm. So before you say shit about any tat well just fuck off dick head!!!!!!
sCott opps my bad the c is cap not the fucking s awww shit. o well those typing course didn’t do shit for me oo’yeah scott burn in hell for for say shit about tats that people have if you don’t have tats but plan on geting one yours will suck on my big fat hair balls…..
yours truly
sith lord jay vader
p.s: star wars is the best nuff said
settle down killa
Scott you made me “lol” (actually laugh…out loud no less)
What can I say, I aim to please
This…was already a hilarious post.
But then!
Ah, the comments.
Each comment was a delectable little sprinkle, beautifully topping off this delightful sundae of a post.
huh!
sithlordjayvader,
you r so damn obsessed with those swear words.
anyway lol!^^ love the posts!
I hate fat people, and I don’t think they should get tattoos. Especially ugly ones like that. They should just hide in their houses till they loose weight or die.
Scott is the man. Everyone else can just go cry. They prob all look like the people in these pictures, fat with horrbiel ink.
STUPIDS!!! the hulkamania one is the shit!!
Thanks for the laughs scott.
these tatoos are shite
ahahahhaha ROFlmao ahhahahah
u know wat! scoot made me laugh. nice come back with the goof who tried sarcasm up there somewhere.
sad posts by all you fat people with ugly inks and like someone up there said get a tredmill lol
o-m-g nice
well, first of all, shut the fuck up. theyre tattoos dont affect you whatsoever, so just shut your yap and leave it be, if these people care enough about being fat they would go work out, but clearly not. so lay off fag
Scott – your clearly insecure about yourself, feeling the need to make fun of how other people look.
Their tattoos aren’t affecting you, its everyone’s own preference, i’m very sure the people in these pics don’t need to come and ask your permission each time they decide to get a tat on THEIR OWN BODY. Theyre not tattooing anything on you so i can only conclude that the real problem lies within you, i suggest you get help for your insecurities and constant need to belittle others either that or do yourself/your family and everyone on here a favour and kill yourself.
Thanks.
over 2 years later… i completely agree, those are horrible.
Your pictures and comments made me laugh out loud!!!
ahahaha i cant believe that “sithlordjayvader” nerdy loser cunt got darth vader on his arm ahaha what do you work in a comic book store. man grow up i have heaps of tattoos myself and i put a little bit of thought into each one too just incase i might wake up one day and go “OH SHIT MAN WHY THE FUCK DID I GET SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID!!! IM SUCH A WANKER!” lol my mate has a stupid tattoo its a cross with a scribe in it saying fear is death we rip on him all the time kicking back with a couple cans.. good for a laugh just like this blog and that stupid “sithlordjayvader” nerd good luck mate get that yoda dude next hahaha.. oh yeah aussie pride.. seeya xx
dang my nigga i no those tats hert u cant lie i no they was swallin
ur tattos am fukin stupid god damn forskin faces haha
ahahahha this is by far some of the funniest shit i have ever seen, especially the white trash nascar tattoo… sweeeet
ahahahha this is by far some of the funniest shit i have ever seen, especially the white trash nascar tattoo… sweeeet
I think your pretty fucking funnny :]
Fat people + Ulgy tattoos = Worst idea ever for a picture
MY EYES ARE BURNING OUT.
This is disgusting.
I never want to see one of these whales in public.
its halarious people get so upset by people “ofending” others! ever go on youtube and just abuse the girls trying to sing with their lil weener guitars! im not inscure or anyfin its just the best form of entertainment ever! randoms taking time out of their lives just to message u, about bein nasty to someone else who they dont even know…they get to wound up, priceless
anyway, i agree with scott! your so funny!
Seriously, lol this is what you spend your time on. lol lame
Honestly I dont care what you guys say. Fate people shouldnt get tattoos….Its repulsive.
And…I dont really care how you guys judge my OPINION.
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Do you want fries with that? FATTY UGLY TATTOOED ASSES!
Agreed Anon001,. It’s fate, people shouldn’t get tattoos… fate is so repulsive, damn our destinies.
i think its funny———
Who the fuck cares?I agree with the above comment, I bet half of those ppl on their own minds would never get those tattoos, if they had a remotely pleasant body to look at.it’s like “dude I haven’t gotten laid in the past 4 years- and she left after roleplay- so I might as well go for the funny guy maybe I’ll get some one day,’ – fail. Only people who would get offended by this is Fat people,erm you are fat yet you get a ridiculous photo like this and pose, yeah you deserve to be mocked by the cyber world.