What Happens when your too old to wrestle?
Just ask The Immortal One himself. Hulk Hogans has had multiple body parts replaced such as knees, hips, and many other injuries. He’s got to be close to 60 years old, and he’s finnally decided to hang up the boots. So what can he do now to continue his legacy, make money without doing any real work, and support his family you ask? Well he can do what all great athletes do when they get to old to continue on with their sport, if i may call wrestling a sport. Many of the greats have done this, such as George Forman with his Lean Mean Grillin Machine.
Hogan has decided to go the way of grills, energy drinks, and who knows what else he has in that chair beaten mind of his. I swear people make money off the dumbest things such as these drinks, or the Doggie Thongs and the Rocking Horse Toilet, all the way down to peices of plastic that make hotdogs into Octodogs.
One day soon I am going to be sitting here typing one these things and come up wtih the best idea the world has ever seen, and I’ll make my millions and be able to spend my days stretched out on a beach turning my near invisible skin color into that of the lady seen here.
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The Hulkster’s energy drink is both delicious and nutritious. I’ve had 3 this afternoon and i’ve never felt better.
Dude, it’s powered by Socko! You remember that stuff at camp willow run and it would always have us spitting up the sugar for hours afterwards….ahhh the good ole days!
Ah yes, Im pretty sure that Socko is just the liquid state of crack+cocain+heroin all in one.
What kinda camp did your parents send you to?
Fat camp..and look at the results!